Books with title The Vampires: Part One - Blood Moon

Are you thirsty for more vampires? If so, what’s wrong with you? Vampires are too sexy to be in a book for “intermediate readers,” as we learned in Book 3. Yet here we are again, rehashing the same idea much like the ghostwriters of the series I’m parodying (Sweet Valley Twins). The Vampires continues to combine elements of satire and (mostly tame) horror, and is probably in poor taste. If any of it sounds familiar, it's inspired by the ninth “Super Chiller” in the actual series, but I take it and run with it, eat it, and regurgitate it into a twisted tale of vampires and puberty, featuring all the characters that I invented, from previous books. The end is a cliffhanger, and Part 2 is coming soon. As always, please note that this isn’t really a kid’s book. The two original series were aimed at preteen girls, and this book is based on the particular series where the twins are twelve. So there’s no blatant sexuality or violence, because it follows the rules of the that series. But there may be adult language, some dark humor, and “magical” violence, as with previous books.

Are you thirsty for more vampires? If so, what’s wrong with you? Vampires are too sexy to be in a book for “intermediate readers,” as we learned in Book 3. Yet here we are again, rehashing the same idea much like the ghostwriters of the series I’m parodying (Sweet Valley Twins). The Vampires continues to combine elements of satire and (mostly tame) horror, and is probably in poor taste. If any of it sounds familiar, it's inspired by the ninth “Super Chiller” in the actual series, but I take it and run with it, eat it, and regurgitate it into a twisted tale of vampires and puberty, featuring all the characters that I invented, from previous books. The end is a cliffhanger, and Part 2 is coming soon.As always, please note that this isn’t really a kid’s book. The two original series were aimed at preteen girls, and this book is based on the particular series where the twins are twelve. So there’s no blatant sexuality or violence, because it follows the rules of the that series. But there may be adult language, some dark humor, and “magical” violence, as with previous books.